They’re not child proof

Even a baby can unlock an iPhone. Unfortunately for parents this means their babies also have access to the Internet.  As we all know the Internet is a dark and dangerous place.

Would you want your two year old browsing the web without supervision?  No, I didn’t think so. The iPhones swipe to unlock mechanism is exposing our children to net nasties. Please ensure your child’s safety by destroying your iPhone and boycotting Apple’s evil attempts to pollute our young ones.

If you don’t believe me, watch this baby unlock an iPhone, who knows what this poor child has experienced. Are the parents of this baby guilty of child neglect?

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3 Responses to “They’re not child proof”

  1. cushyco says:

    This is a salutory warning to parents to be vigilant at all times. The number of things they have to look out for have been increased with new technologies :|

  2. Civik says:

    Doh, you idiot. All you have to do is enable the lock feature and it will demand a passcode on unlock.

  3. LGKershaw says:

    first baby has to get hold of my phone,
    second baby has to unlock it,
    third baby needs my passcode,
    fourth baby need to find browser app,
    fifth baby need to be able to type on the iphone keyboard
    and sixth baby needs to type what he knows ‘mumma’, ‘dadda’, ‘num num’

    Another failed argument against the iphone, only about 5 people have ever got hold of my iphone in the first place, all over 17

    Also o2 provide a parental control lock on their network, meaning unless you need to download porn aswell as having a child, you can easily put that on as a precaution