iPhone owners are very shallow people

According to a study where iphone owners were compared to Blackberry owners iphone owners:

  • Are more concerned about their partner’s range of gadgets rather than education
  • Have no “netiquette” with over 1/3 having broken up over email or SMS
  • Are turned on by gadgets
  • Amazingly 1/5 iphone owners admit to accessing porn with their phone. Amazing considering the phone skews towards female ownership
  • Are tossers. Apparently they like to think they play more sport and label themselves as intellectuals and extroverts. Which is all kind of difficult when you spend so much time with your head stuck in your phone

Our own extensive studies conducted by iphones suck.com have also drawn the conclusion that iphone owners are:

  • Extremely sensitive towards criticism
  • In denial about the money wasted on their purchase and the lack of features on their phone
  • At least 95% of people who own iphones and a mac want to have Steve Jobs’ love child
  • Likely to cry when they read this article

Retrovo would like you to draw your own conclusions from the study’s data – so we have. Our conclusion is: iPhones really do continue to suck.

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11 Responses to “iPhone owners are very shallow people”

  1. Brian says:

    You just can’t afford a iPhone and you are jealous, but at least you have a wordpress site, it rocks man.

  2. starkpv says:

    This site is great! I just made it a short cut app on my iPhone!

  3. Jeremy says:

    LMAO, this site is entertaining to say the least. No factual data, other than bias opinions and shallow ranting, but funny to say the least.

    I would suggest you do actual research if you are to attempt to sound intelligent. The only thing troublesome about this site is that some moron is going to read this and actually think its true… Jealousy is thick in here.

  4. Emily says:

    Most of this website is probably crap but they have a point about iPhone owners being shallow and easily offended and all that… I know a few myself.

  5. Dan says:

    I own an iPhone, and this site makes me laugh. I’m not shallow, and yes I am worried that the phone cost too much. However, the amount of GOOD app’s on the app store make it worthwhile. I use it for my hosting business. I can respond to tickets, approve orders etc on the go. I don’t have to carry a laptop around.

    Also, I find it disgusting that you brand everyone who owns an iPhone to be idiots.

  6. Mike says:

    Every iPhone user I know is a fanboy and likes to rant about how their phone is soo much better than my phone… Come on people my phone can do everything that my friends iPhones can plus its free to develop applications for the android Market (or simply transfer them directly over USB) where as you have to pay (i hear its about $100) to put your application on your iPhone because it has to be checked by apple to make sure it is appropriate even if you are going to be the only one using it!!! I don’t think my phone is superior, i think they are equal when you weigh out the pros/cons. Also I can’t use an iPhone without jail-breaking it because I use Linux and there is no iTunes for Linux and it does not work in wine. Get your heads out of your asses and realize that everyone should use the phone that fits their lifestyle and personality. I don’t see everyone driving in a sedan just like I don’t think everyone should use the same damn device just because other people think its superior to every device on the market!!!!

  7. John Smith says:

    Look at you fanboys. Defending a piece of crap, overhyped phone. Did you even read what you wrote?

    “You’re just jealous” OF WHAT?! It’s a f*cking phone ffs! ANYONE, AT ANY TIME, can walk into ANY phone store and buy one. It’s not like this overhyped piece of crap is exclusive to a certain group of people ffs!

    Hahahahaha “jealous” I love you fanboys who got suckered by Steve Jobs and Co.

  8. Alice says:

    Ha ha ha – Good point John.
    You bought it. Anyone would think the user had invented/developed it themselves the way they go on about it. So funny :)

  9. Otts says:

    I don’t see whats wrong with iPhones… The reason I have one is because my iPod touch was stolen because of me not being able to fit my wallet, my phone and my ipod in my two pockets. So i thought why don’t I combine my phone with my iPod to save space and reduce the chance that it is stolen? Seems pretty self explanitory. Also, jailbreaking it opens it up to a lot more features than you non-owners know about.
    Plus I got mine second hand for £230 16GB so I’m not suckering up to Steve whats-his-face :)

  10. Calikrash says:

    Overpriced? My iPhone only cost me $75. Personally, I don’t care what phone anyone else uses or likes/dislikes. I purchased the iPhone because it integrates perfectly with my Macbook. I don’t have much againt the PC except for all the viruses and such. Mac products were designed from the artist perspective Vs. Business. So, I guess it just depends on if your more artistic minded or not.

  11. name says:

    who the fuck puts their ipod in their wallet??
    p.s. iPHONES SUCK